allykennedy96:

Sorry for my drunk handwriting but I found this in my pocket from last night.

(via jasmine-blu)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via departured)

kindaawkwardprincess:

WORK THA UPDO.
kindaawkwardprincess:

WORK THA UPDO.
kindaawkwardprincess:

WORK THA UPDO.
kindaawkwardprincess:

WORK THA UPDO.

achildofthefandoms:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via castiel-the-fallen-angel)

“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”
— Big Fish (2003)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

stvky:

antoinetriplett:

#short short tall short short (via wardgrantd)

#shield shield hydra shield shield
stvky:

antoinetriplett:

#short short tall short short (via wardgrantd)

#shield shield hydra shield shield
stvky:

antoinetriplett:

#short short tall short short (via wardgrantd)

#shield shield hydra shield shield